Ian Scott
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Oliver Stone's notorious bomb is even worse two decades down the line.
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Luca Guadagnino and a stellar cast turn out a sweaty mess of psychosexual mania.
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Fred Zinnemann's underrated gem is the magnum opus of a cinematic legend.
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It remains overhyped, but Curtis Hanson's Neo-noir thriller is a worthy member of late '90s film cannon.
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It has occasional charm, but Robert Zemeckis' '90s juggernaut is a feast of boomer bullshit.
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Alex Garland's latest flick is a technical marvel let down by his signature weak writing.
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It's not as profound as it believes, but strong performances elevate this EMS drama beyond its limitations.
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It occasionally prioritizes style over substance, but Sam Mendes' acclaimed passion project is a cinematic marvel.
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It isn't altogether better than its predecessor, but Denis Villeneuve's sequel delivers a solid, and much needed, blockbuster.
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The Coen Brothers carved out a neo-western masterpiece with a hair cut, a briefcase, and a really old coin.
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The official predictions for Hollywood's biggest night.
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In the second Oscars redux, we re-evaluate Marisa Tomei's controversial win.
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In the first Oscars redux, one of the most hotly-contested Best Picture lineups gets re-evaluated.
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Over 50 years after its release, 1973's Best Picture remains the benchmark for Hollywood heists.
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Forget "Barbie", Todd Haynes' impeccable drama is this year's Oscars tragedy.
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It's off and away in Michael Anderson's adaptation of the Jules Verne classic. Too bad the journey is a nightmare.
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Mary's picker is a tad off, so I'm stepping in to find her perfect match.
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24 songs to help us remember that nobody does it better than the goldeneyed thunderballin' man with a license to kill.
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Andrew Haigh delivers a heartbreaking knockout in this honest, forthright drama.
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A transparent attempt at Hollywood's highest honor sinks what could've been a compelling, thoughtful biopic.
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Michael Mann's "biopic" has its flaws, but it's a perfect example of how to seize the moment.
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Humanity conquers the ring in this modern Shakespearean tragedy.
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Godzilla's latest global smash is a dazzling testament to leaving well enough alone.
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Michael Cimino's 1978 Best Picture winner occasionally misses the mark, but it's reflection on Vietnam is still worth our time.
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Emma Stone's vehicle offers invaluable insight in a kooky, sex-crazed package.
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It's not awful, but just because you can does NOT mean you should.
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Thomasin McKenzie shines in a movie that comes so close but ends up too far away.
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Another misleading trailer takes us down a disappointing, misguided path.
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Emerald Fennell strikes gold in this ludicrous psycho-drama... she just doesn't find as much as she thinks.
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In a dark time for movies, Alexander Payne gives us an unconventional dose of Christmas cheer.
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Scorsese could take a note from one of his childhood's classics...
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Ridley Scott's antiquated take on one of history's great generals sinks a promising movie.
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1967's Best Picture Winner isn't what it believes, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have something to offer.
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I volunteer as tribute... to never see this movie again.
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It may feel tame by today's standards, but movies this honest are more necessary than ever.
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In this overlong French flick, we learn why refusing to commit is the death of art.
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It's not awful, and Brie Larson shines, but "The Marvels" is going to be tough to rebound from.
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The rom-com classic you love to hate is even worse than you remember.
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Gareth Edwards' ambitious AI commentary is a solid but unfocused think-piece.
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Scorsese's self-indulgence takes his magnum opus and sinks it to just another good movie.
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In this cheap aim at "representation," we learn it's time to take one giant leap for gaykind.
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The definitive ranking of the best songs from the movies.
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You need this movie like you need an arrow through your Achilles' tendon, but in... a good way?
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Spielberg does not fully commit to the horror, but Schindler's List remains the preeminent depiction of humanity's darkest hour.
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2000's Best Picture winner remains a powerful, moving testament to the human spirit.
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Style trumps substance in this confused depiction of the founding of Facebook.
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In hindsight, we should've seen Tom Cruise's couch jump coming...
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In Christopher Nolan's sprawling biopic, the father of the atomic bomb finally finds cinematic resolution.
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It picks up as it goes along, but unlike its humor, Barbie's social commentary never quite rises to the occasion.
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Barry Jenkins' modern masterpiece offers profound insight on race, sexuality, addiction, and how inescapable life's obstacles can feel.
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Hollywood's biggest franchise gets ranked, from quiptastic worst to charming, heartwarming best.
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It's a merciful conclusion for the iconic hero, but it's not one we ever needed to see.
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Jennifer Lawrence finds her niche in this touching, if potentially problematic, comedy.
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A promising premise yields disappointing results in this confused, aimless horror-comedy.
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Before lightsabers and death stars, George Lucas asked a simple question: where were you in '62?
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In Tom McCarthy's masterpiece, unmasking a horrifying truth means confronting heartbreaking lies.
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It doesn't collapse quite like the Soviet Union, but Warren Beatty's epic falters all the same.
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Disney sees dollar signs, we see another cheap, uninspired cash-grab.
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Robert Redford's controversial Best Picture winner is more important now than ever.
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It has, perhaps, aged poorly, but Woody Allen's iconic romantic comedy still has quite a lot to offer.
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Hollywood's most popular movie is problematic - that doesn't make it worth forgetting.
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The Studio's masterpiece is a touching portrait of a parent's love.
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Dances with Wolves is a flawed epic, but it's far more than an excuse to look at Kevin Costner.
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The MCU sends off our favorite team with a dark, overlong festival of crap.
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Joseph L. Mankiewicz's masterpiece is a cutting dissection of show business and a sobering lament on humanity.
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Kelly Fremon Craig gives Judy Blume's classic novel a touching adaptation.
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Director Stephen Williams fails to create a compelling tale of the forgotten composer.
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Mario's return to the big screen is the equivalent of hoarding coins and never buying a star.
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Sorry, Elaine, but I'll take this romance over "Sack Lunch" any day.
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Nearly half a century after the game's initial release, D&D finally has a worthy movie.
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Ben Affleck struggles to return to his Argo heyday with another sluggish misfire.
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In 1933's horribly dated Oscar darling, we reflect on how far we've come in the cinematic process.
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It's musical numbers are the stuff of legend, but there's more to "RRR" than meets the "Naatu Naatu"
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My decisions were in no way influenced by my love for oily, jean-clad men... or thick Irish accents... or Rihanna.
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Bernardo Bertolucci's lavish lament on China's last monarch deserves a place in cinema's pantheon.
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Brendan Fraser shines, but The Whale fails to send a message worth hearing.
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It could use a bigger bite, but Sarah Polley's Best Picture nominee does more than simply ask questions.
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The long-awaited sequel is a feast for the eyes, but beyond that, it's skin and bones.
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So much to say, so few words. I might need a bigger blog post.
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A storied career finds a fitting conclusion... even though he'll make movies till he dies.
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Mark Mylod returns to the big screen with a refreshing social satire - even if it's bark is bigger than its bite.
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The story of Emmett Till gets an unworthy retelling in this melodramatic historical drama.
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Shuri proves a compelling replacement, but "Wakanda Forever" proves a poorly-executed, though oddly enjoyable, sequel.
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It sure is brutal, but no amount of death can mask the lack of meaning in this limp adaptation of the iconic novel.
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James Cameron's magnum opus has never let go of its place in our hearts - thank God for that.
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Story and studio clash in this misguided aim at cinematic feminism.
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If nothing else, B.J. Novak's debut shows just how hard it is to make a good movie.
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Jordan Peele falls victim to his own success in this intriguing but ultimately disappointing horror flick.
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Luhrmann brings his signature glitz and glam - it's heart "Elvis" lacks.
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The MCU continues its slow decline with another uninspired entry into Thor's canon.
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Michael Moore exploits America's most famous school shooting in this misguided monument to egotism.
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The franchise's "worst" movie is, in some ways, it's best.
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Scott Derrickson's passion project is infinitely more than it appears.
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The iconic toy's origin story is a cheap, uninspired cash grab.
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Four decades later, E.T. is the ultimate testament to friendship, family, and finding inner strength.
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Questions of ethics, responsibility, and duty abound as we reflect on a Spielberg classic.
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Almost 30 years later, the franchise has yet to equal its flagship film.
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